Favorite Quote of the week:

My youngest monkeyman told me that he had tears in his eyes. When I asked why he had tears in his eyes, he said: “Because my eyes are connected to my penis. That’s why.”

ROFLMBO!

4/16/09

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Yesterday was Mr. Monkeypants’ 10th birthday. We headed out the door to his favorite restaurant only to find that is was PERMANENTLY closed. OMGosh! 😦

When we arrived at another restaurant, Miss Princess Monkey Pants said, “This is the WORST birthday ever!”

(We about fell over laughing. Poor kid, can’t catch a break even from his little sister).  😉

4/16/09

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I am tired, exhausted feeling today. So I sent my beloved a text, “Dinner?”, I asked.

His reponse: (warning, cover the kiddies eyes!)

“A big plate of fucktard with a scoop of bitch and a tall glass of asshat.”

ROFLMBO! 😀

01/13/2009

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My kids & I were horsing around. I warn my kids if they put their hands or feet (yucky!) near my mouth, I may bite them. Apparently Princess Monkeypants didn’t believe me & when I lightly bit her on the toe (again, I know, yucky!) she said:

Mama! I am NOT a PopTart! 🙂

10/05/2008

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