Seriously, my dear oldest son, why are their 17 PAIRS of socks in your bed?
You say you’re always cold.
You double up on socks.
You were naughty enough to have Santa bring you socks & underwear for Christmas.
But WHY must you LEAVE 17 pairs of socks in your bed?
Maybe I’m a bad mother. I changed your sheets about 2 weeks ago. I figure you’re a pretty clean kid & I’m not a psycho clean freak (see your Nana or Aunt J for that), so there’s no need to change out the sheets weekly.
*note to clean freaks, my kids bathe every other day.*
Why can’t you just transport those socks that you wear by the twins, triplets or quadruples to bed & THEN put them in the laundry basket not even 12 feet away from you?
You have some serious laundry to help with today!
Love,
Mom
Filed under: January 2008
